Big Pete's Secret Rum (until now)

Here is Big Pete's (allegedly) secret brew for Rum . MAKE AT OWN RISK! CAUTION!

STEP 1: obtain a large plastic container with screw-lid, suitable for burying.

STEP 2: 1 kg. of steamed glutinous rice into container.

STEP 3: sprinkle rice with four teaspoons of brewer's yeast. pour on four cans of ' kickapoo' softdrink. (you can substitute 'Lift' or any other lemon softdrink).

STEP 4: seal container, and completely bury underground for one month.

STEP 5: remove from ground, add 1 kg. of brown sugar; cover, and place underground for another month.

STEP 6: READY! Remove from ground, DRINK AT OWN RISK! Not personally tested...